You know in Animal crossing how sometimes you shake a tree and Bee's fall out? Yeah, well if you can't make it to a house, try to talk to an animal, they always say somethine funny, here are a few I remember:
"Bees, killer bees" -Fang
"Like, run, bees!" - Puck
Also, in Animal crossing, Puck, is a retarded animal, so one day he said to me "Hey, Slayer, I finally figured out why it's so cold! It's winter!" Puck was the best.